Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21215) - you deserved it (3373)
On 02/15/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Lara)
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Maybe he was having a nosebleed?
#2 - On 02/15/2013 at 11:51pm by jimbob_76592
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+142 | 5
At least it wasn't in his anus... But good luck with your marriage OP!
#3 - On 02/15/2013 at 11:51pm by ucoolgirl31
+101 | 19
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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