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Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased me around the block while screaming that he'd kill me for sleeping with his wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34694) - you deserved it (2170)

On 02/14/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

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You say 15 year old virgin like its a bad thing...

#5 - On 02/14/2013 at 8:52pm by jkmartinjk

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Were you able to save your groceries?

#4 - On 02/14/2013 at 8:52pm by kakarot2

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