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Man or woman?

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10359) - you deserved it (34125)

On 02/11/2013 at 9:30pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New York)

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Professor Oak." Are you a boy or girl?"

#3 - On 02/12/2013 at 3:03am by AiDen2

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Come on, OP - you definitely deserved that.

#2 - On 02/12/2013 at 3:01am by daringtoride

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