Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
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kthsdm 12
Jesus it's the urinary fairy!
DocBastard 38
This calls for a hidden camera sting operation. You'll probably catch your father drunkenly stumbling into the bathroom in the middle of the night.
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kthsdm 12
Jesus it's the urinary fairy!
HowieDoIt 21
I'm pretty sure Jesus is not the urine fairy. Legend has it, however, that Buddha was known to leave cups of urine for children to find the next morning as a game. That's how we get the holiday Pee-ster, buddy.
Alleged_Cranium 7
Wasn't me.
Alexweber929 14
****, I just thought of that shaggy song
abu4u 26
I think someone is just taking the piss tbh.
ShannyAK 16
Oh really 66? Thanks for clearing that up for me
firefighter925 18
^ douche move. play nice ^
ohcheriecherie 20
I feel like someone in the family is just lying.
brrarm 17
I feel like someone in the family is just pregnant ... Well is checking if pregnant :)
quincykid23 6
2. Sorry couldn't resist. Odd OP.... Kinda sketchy haha
RedPillSucks 31
Who the hell does that? Isn't the toilet usually in the same room or a room adjacent to where the bath tub is?
mb2_native 15
Believe it or not, some people have a room just for a shower... Kind of dumb tho.
chickenflem 8
26- hence the words "room adjacent"
jjessen 20
It's not dumb 26. Some people prefer to shower in a room separate from the one they excrete in
mb2_native 15
83, I kind of, sort of didn't really read it.. Even had to thumb myself down :/
DocBastard 38
This calls for a hidden camera sting operation. You'll probably catch your father drunkenly stumbling into the bathroom in the middle of the night.
greenie213 23
Or your mom on the toilet. For the love of god, OP, don't hide a camera!
RedPillSucks 31
points to dad if he can pee in a cup while drunk without spillage
SuperTroll187 10
Heck, you might just find out that R Kelly has been sneaking into your bathroom
unknown_user5566 26
There's only one logical conclusion for this, OP. Someone in your family is obviously getting black out drunk, and deciding that the toilet has been rendered useless, and instead opts for an old-school peeing option. You can do a Hangover style investigation to catch the culprit. You just better hope it's not you! :)
PizzaRollsss 5
Is your hair tied back or is it just short?
unknown_user5566 26
Not sure why it's important, but it's tied back. My hair isn't that short.
klutz44 28
73- how could you not tell?
wlddog 14
I think someone has an FML crush on someone. Next they will be asking your shoe size. Oh, another logical conclusion could be someone is trying to see if they are with child. Not all women like to pee on a stick. They prefer the dunk method. At least my wife did. Course, she poured it out too.
Docbee 11
No one except you, right OP? ;)
doubleAB 1
sounds like someone knows how to party hard
perdix 29
Someone's bladder, obviously. Case closed.
wlddog 14
Pregnancy test most likely.
klovemachine 24
If it only happened once, no big deal. But twice? Now it's time to be concerned :-O
NessieMonster188 17
One word: sleepwalking. Case closed