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Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40636) - you deserved it (18871)

On 05/18/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by poop (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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#7 - On 05/18/2009 at 5:20pm by ohhboyy

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Well, either thats the end of meeting her or maybe you'll have a story to tell your kids :]

but yeah FBYL ( fuck both your lives). i hope she doesn't get a bruise

#1 - On 05/18/2009 at 5:18pm by unlucky91

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