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Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33221) - you deserved it (2372)

On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

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This is quite possibly the most twisted FML I've seen for a long time.

#1 - On 01/29/2013 at 10:11am by oj101

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There are too many crazy people around, but props to you for trying to help.

#3 - On 01/29/2013 at 10:11am by wildsweetchild

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