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Today, my mom had the option of choosing anywhere in the world where we could go on vacation. We live in the USA and she chose to fly to Texas, rent an RV, and drive to Florida. Anywhere in the world. FML


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On 01/27/2013 at 11:48pm - misc - by j_Lauren (woman) - United States

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hey, atleast it's a vacation.. right? not Rio or Rome but it beats sitting at home

#4 - On 01/28/2013 at 6:06am by mikepzz

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From what I understand, Texans believe they ARE the world, so maybe she felt she had no other choice.

#11 - On 01/28/2013 at 6:18am by DocBastard

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