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Today, I realised that my friend hasn't spoken to me for a week. A week ago I politely explained to her that I really don't believe in horoscopes, and asked her at the time to stop systematically using my star-sign to explain my behaviour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23192) - you deserved it (4280)

On 01/24/2013 at 11:37am - misc - by notsuperstitious (woman) - Finland

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Did your horoscope say that would happen?

#3 - On 01/24/2013 at 1:01pm by MrClean17

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Do the opposite of what the horoscopes say so she can stop believing too.

#1 - On 01/24/2013 at 1:01pm by Bluekaren16

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