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Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

I agree, your life sucks (37597) - you deserved it (3493)

On 05/18/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Florida)

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