Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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xxkimmyt 9
I would cry too. Its good shit.
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
It's okay. Tomorrow's a new day.
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Comments (187)
_shakalaka_ 9
I am sure there's more than one McDonald's where you are from? Just saying..if you wanted it that bad.
Psych101 9
Southern Finland - Finland
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
At the same time it WOULD feel like everything is going wrong.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
10-Don't forget the 30 foot moose! You always need a 30 foot moose.
NuTrees 9
It wasn't how bad he wanted it, it was tip of the burg for him
TheGodDamnJoker 9
Everyone handles things differently based on the way they have been raised along with past life experiences. By saying "grow some thick skin" does not mean he will. Many people can get frustrated when they have multiple bad events occurring beyond their threshold. He stood strong for most of the day, which is admirable in itself. However mcdonalds not having enough ingredients just pushed his limit. Like come on it's mcdonalds the warehouse of food lol. I'm done my speech now :3
ArielTheMermaid 17
Try Dairy Queen instead?
lux0rd 18
They don't actually have Dairy Queen in every country you know...
MizzErikaHart 8
Aww, that's an fml right there...^
ArielTheMermaid 17
I wasn't assuming they did. I just wasn't paying attention to the country
FastidiousPear 6
They're hardly the same
CheckMyProfile 17
The straw that broke the camel's back ..
sarahannewrap 7
IT'S NOT THE SAME ),:
PenguinBitch 43
^Obviously not. Ones called McDonalds and the other......Dairy Queen.
chilearmy123 4
I feel your pain.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
I can imagine a starving african child laughing after seeing this post and comment.
PinkKawaiiChic 10
Awe op here's a hug and a mars McFlurry :)
Shrouds 14
Have a happy meal and cheer the F Up!
FastidiousPear 6
I know how you feel OP. Once the KFC was out of toilet paper.
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
It's okay. Tomorrow's a new day.
JenkJenks 6
Bet your bottom dollar
doubledee93 6
lol what you said and with your default picture....i can picture that monkey saying that hahaha
SirCharles83 13
Tomorrow will not be a new day for MJ.
Iradar 2
so is the next day
crazycatlady5 6
I have ha one of those days as well, one little thing just spills you over the edge :(
MelTheGreat 23
McFlurry's aren't so little. They're part of a quality lifestyle.
Sputnikspak 13
I think everyone has those days. I burst into tears because I ordered at the drive-thru at Harvey's, and the assholes put mayonnaise on my veggie burger (I'm seriously allergic to eggs, which is why I order the veggie burger in the first place - their normal burgers contain eggs - and mayonnaise is just PILES OF EGGS). I didn't find out until I got home - and my brother had borrowed my car, so I couldn't go back, I just sat there dejectedly with a burger I couldn't eat. In my defence, I DID have hormones injected into me two days before (I have a condition that requires it - makes me stop having periods, but I get CRAZY for four or five days every three months).
xxkimmyt 9
I would cry too. Its good shit.
Carmstro 13
I'm from Canada and have never seen the option of a mars mcflurry :( I feel deprived
lilhellian 26
Hell I'm in America and I have yet to see it..
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Yeah I'm from Canada too :( 69- what province are you from?
evilplatypus 38
I've never seen it either. Just M&M, Reese's, and Oreo. On aside note, OP, I feel your pain!!! DQ discontinued my beloved kit kat blizzard because it "clogged" the machine...yet they kept Heath bar blizzards !?!?!
Master0fTheDark 13
Canada has Oreo, smartie, and rolo. I want more flavours.
vucui 21
Smartie? Man, I want smartie flavored mcflurrys. We have Reese's, Rolo and m&ms at my local McDonald's.
Ameel_fml 19
Oh man, I wish they still did M&M McFlurrys in Australia. They were amazing. Now they've got weird flavors, like Bubblegum and Marshmallow. Which looks like Violet Beauregard pureed into a soft-serve dessert. D:
Master0fTheDark 13
bubblegum wouldn't be too bad
Daevas 18
DQ did this too, my poor mint Oreo blizzard.. >.>
santashugebag 6
Days like these are rough friend. Buy some chicken mcnuggets.
Enslaved 36
The hot mustard (not honey mustard) is sooooo yummy there! :P
VLJACK 6
Those are yummy!
sens3sfailing 24
they changed the honey mustard. it used to be delicious, now its disgusting. on a side note, my deepest sympathies to OP. I find mcdonals just to relax and not give a **** about anything.
perdix 29
#29. I'd agree with "yummy," but those of my gender and orientation can't use that word.
Enslaved 36
Is that like not being able to use the words "bye-bye", when ending a phone conversation with a male? #111 was confident enough to use the word "yummy". :P I'm just going to guess the ones that felt the need to thumb down my simple comment opinion-- never tried this dipping sauce because they stick with the boring barbecue one. Dreams in my head!
Doortje 29
A mental breakdown at McDonalds, how classy.
annie_nk 22
... How did my reply end up on the wrong comment?
Silent_Thrill 17
There's is a wizard in every computer built. If you don't feed him McFlurry's every so often he gets mad and starts messing with you comments to make you look stupid. It's either that or you're using the app and it messed up. Probably the former though.
gc327072 30
^^the wizard's at it again!! :o Back, you wizard! *flings spoonfuls of Oreo McFlurry*
tybird 6
I'm assuming you are a large person
lux0rd 18
Wanting an ice cream because you've had a day thats taken you to hell and back immediatly makes a person fat?
billyz77 24
Why would you assume that? Skinny people eat fast food, too. We just don't stay skinny if we do it all the time. But OP said he was there for a "change" so I doubt he is that large.
annie_nk 22
"...by going to McDonalds for a change." It doesn't sound like he goes there often so there's a good chance he isn't large.
lux0rd 18
We've all had days like this. I hope it gets better for you OP.
berrylynn12 2
Never realized this but what is OP?
threer 30
Ordinary Person, #174
Warez_fml 12
Original Poster.