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Today, a girl I follow on Twitter tweeted, "Why can't I have a cute math tutor?" I'm her math tutor. FML

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Schizomaniac 24

Now you answer all her questions with "I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T YOU ASK A CUTER TUTOR." Immaturity, my friend.

Trix_Disorder 20

She didn't even have the decency to make an "acute" pun, eh? Shame.

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kathbutter 12

should you be following your students on twitter at all?

iloveCS8 11

He/she could be a peer totour, allot of the totours at my school are like a year older, but if OP is allot older then yea that's wierd

iOceanus 18

I don't believe we have enough information to argue if it's "appropriate" or "weird" for OP to be following his/her student.

FastidiousPear 6

How is it that 5 can't spell "tutor?" It's in the original post!!

samasara 20

"Tutor" is the least of #5's problems, regarding spelling and grammar...

sux4u121 10

In college it's pretty normal to be tutored by other students, so this isn't very weird.

Eluveitie 9

Oh my goodnes, 5. It's 'a lot', not 'allot'. Looks like you're the one who needs a tutor*.

mduerden 18

Creeper effect rule #1. !

TheChiver 7

#5 is hopefully getting tutored in spelling...he/she needs it for sure

JenkJenks 6

Or he could just post a bunch to FML and then read all the corrections.

ajeppsen 25

5 was it your english tutor? If so she did not teach you well.

iloveCS8 11

Well sorry. English isn't my first language, I'm still learning

iloveCS8 11

I have learnt from my mistakes

fantasyworld 37

It could be a peer tutor.

JustAGirlOnFML 11

Make sure that bitch fails.

Trix_Disorder 20

He has the prime opportunity to do this.

A7XCamaro 19

I don't know if it counts when you make the same pun twice.

Trix_Disorder 20

This is unreal. I apologize. I thought one had not gone through. The product of slow wifi, perhaps?

Trix_Disorder 20

I will eat my humble pi.

ophel1a 7

what an INSPIRED idea! that'll show that girl, thinking she's allowed to have an opinion and expresa it freely! srsly what a bitch right?! .../world'slargestfacepalm

JustAGirlOnFML 11

33 - I know right, he having opinion makes her such a bitch! Like, no sarcasm at all here. (:

Trix_Disorder 20

She didn't even have the decency to make an "acute" pun, eh? Shame.

myurlbriii 9

Well, what do you expect? She IS getting tutored. Good call on your part though!

andyyroxx 20

I was trying really hard to incorporate the Pythagorean Theorem in a punny comment, but I couldn't work out the right angle.

SuperKnuckels 6

well you her math tudor, Give her the "D"

buddy51 23

Don't be so obtuse.....

irishpotatoes 5

I only like this to make 100 likes

robo_thunder 13

Sabotage her math education.

BlowinChronic 18

She could be easy money though and he doesn't want to mess that up haha.

TwitchingNebula 17

Jeez 44 you make it sound like OP is pimpin her lol

Schizomaniac 24

Now you answer all her questions with "I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T YOU ASK A CUTER TUTOR." Immaturity, my friend.

zingline89 18

Try saying "cuter tutor" 10 times fast without accidentally saying "cooter." Yeah, that's right, you couldn't do it either.

Schizomaniac 24

Cuter tutor Cuter tutor Cuter tutor Cooter DAMN IT! You were right.

andyyroxx 20

I find the word "tutor" extremely suspicious now... I don't know what it is but getting to know it so well by repeatedly trying this has changed my life forever.

kevsandy303 12

A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor to tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot or To tutor two tooters the flute?"

TheLadyOpal 30

Okay...I really, really don't think it should be such a terrible thing that your student doesn't find you attractive. That's not the point of your relationship, is it?

zandalee 19

I know right. Bit self obsessed there OP!

gothmo 8

I think it's more the fact that the student posted about it on Twitter where they probably know you can see it since they're following them.

rvnclwprfct731 13

Yes, she obviously doesn't know what tact is, but if she's that shallow AND needs a math tutor, don't lose any sleep over it.

SoylentCandycorn 10

So wait, having your feelings hurt when someone tells you you're not attractive is being "self obsessed"? Really?

outoftown 26

And you are following your student... why?

BlowinChronic 18

It could just be a classmate or something of OP's, not necessarily an adult tutor.

lucianaamelia 21

That acute pun would've been a good one.. Ah well can't be obtuse about it..;)

Brssps 13

Your absolutley "right" #11

nb1234 8

Perhaps that is what she was going for but autocorrect got the best of her?... Trying to think positive here.

PenguinBitch 43

On your next meeting tell her she can take this cylinder pipe and shove it 90 % up her ass!

BlackPhenom 9

I always have this unreceptive feeling about the idea of Twitter... don't get me wrong I'm no hater & we're well into 2013, it's just... I don't know. It's not for me.