Awkward, Teachers and Twitter: Twatted - FML

Twatted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Mclean

Today, a girl I follow on Twitter tweeted, "Why can't I have a cute math tutor?" I'm her math tutor. FML

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Schizomaniac 24

Tuesday 15 January 2013 8:56

Now you answer all her questions with "I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T YOU ASK A CUTER TUTOR." Immaturity, my friend.

Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 15 January 2013 8:50

She didn't even have the decency to make an "acute" pun, eh? Shame.

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madgrinchhatter 12

Tuesday 15 January 2013 15:50

Why are you following her? That's just creepy

superBeannn 2

Tuesday 15 January 2013 16:15

That's when you should reply to her tweet - "I wish I didn't have to resist moo-ing in response to each question my tutee (who looks like a cow) asks."

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 January 2013 16:42

#68, that probably won't work. Girls who wish for cute math tutors are not usually ugly on the outside. They may have ugly hearts and souls, but their external appearance is quite pleasing making your insult seem idiotic.

The_F3rris 11

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:13

Ydi for using twitter.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 15 January 2013 18:47

I had a math tutor who stuttered. It was sometimes frustrating to listen to him explain something when he kept stuttering. I didn't say anything about it because it would have hurt his feelings.

birdcagereligion 10

Tuesday 15 January 2013 18:54

I'm sure you're attractive, op! Maybe you just aren't her type!

simoncat 11

Tuesday 15 January 2013 19:10

Stop following the tweets of vapid twits.

saffy66 34

Tuesday 15 January 2013 20:25

Unless she's around your age & you want to go out with her at some stage, it's probably best she isn't interested in your looks. It is kind of insulting though.

spikekutter 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 21:30

you know its creepy when a teacher follows a little girl on twitter, boy or girl it doesnt matter.. unless its online school..

EsOSiQueEs 14

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:24

OP said he was TUTOR, tutors are generally the same age as the person they're tutoring.

EsOSiQueEs 14

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:22

Tell her she's doing bad enough in math, she doesn't need to distraction of someone attractive, so she's actually lucky to have you! :D

183933 6

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:52

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