Twatted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Mclean

Today, a girl I follow on Twitter tweeted, "Why can't I have a cute math tutor?" I'm her math tutor. FML
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Top comments

Schizomaniac 24

Now you answer all her questions with "I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T YOU ASK A CUTER TUTOR." Immaturity, my friend.

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Trix_Disorder 20

She didn't even have the decency to make an "acute" pun, eh? Shame.

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Comments

sykout 5

Youre following teens on twitter? Question your life decisions, NOW.

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ph8eyerucker 3

Its not ur fault u were born ugly. Blame ur ugly parents.

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madgrinchhatter 12

Tweet back "ouch"

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Esma_fml 10

You could always respond with " maybe if I had a cute student"

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thisguy22 33

Sounds like she's interested in you and is annoyed or confused that you do not fit her typical ideals when it comes to members of the opposite sex... I wouldn't take offense.

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accidentalsheep 24

"Why can't I have a cute student to tutor?"

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Sonotsuave 35

I mean, sorry that someone is indirectly calling you unattractive, but also, it would be weird if she thought you were cute and there was attraction because that’d be hella distracting and unprofessional. So is it really an FML then

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