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Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML

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On 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm - misc - by What a happy day (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Wow, that is utter bullshit.

I mean, COD?

#3 - On 01/14/2013 at 4:53pm by Pleonasm

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Very selfish siblings you got there. COD and getting high, what scum.

#5 - On 01/14/2013 at 4:57pm by PenguinBitch

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