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Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34236) - you deserved it (2263)

On 01/13/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by daughter of a gullible cunt (woman) - Australia

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How do you know your sister hasn't been traveling with the Doctor while you're sleeping?

#1 - On 01/13/2013 at 8:49pm by lenamartinovic

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Bit of a harsh username there, OP.

#3 - On 01/13/2013 at 8:50pm by meeeaner_th

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