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Today, during an hour-long drive, my sister told me she's lost her "faith in humanity", because one of her friends bought his 8-year-old son an iPad. She uses this stupid expression all the time, and I got so pissed off that I forgot to brake at a red light, rear-ending the car in front of us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11533) - you deserved it (49609)

On 01/11/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by lostmyfaithinblowjobs (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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This fml makes me lose all faith in humanity...

#1 - On 01/11/2013 at 11:02pm by i_wuz_nver_here

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Unfortunately, getting pissed off is no excuse for not using your breaks.

#2 - On 01/11/2013 at 11:03pm by AwkwardHaole808

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