Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML
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Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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SupmyLover 8
You are anti-social and yet have a boyfriend? Please OP tell me how you achieved this so that I may finally achieve this as well!!
st333ph 12
Maybe she accidentally deleted your contact name? Restored her iPhone? Either way, FYL.
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Comments (109)
UnluckyIrishKid 9
Perhaps you should go out more often.
bwzwally8 15
Sorry to say but I think you need to get a life.
chell1894 13
Maybe you just have the wrong friends and that's why you never feel like hanging out with them. Try making some new friends.
aruam365 24
You really should go out more. Even if you don't feel like it in the beginning, chances are you'll end up having a good time. At least you're not so antisocial that you don't have a boyfriend! If you were horribly antisocial you wouldn't. Life is short, let yourself enjoy it. Humans crave socialization, get yourself back in the game and I'm sure you'll be happier.
idntwannaknow 3
TEXTING ISN'T SOCIAL, TALKING IS SOCIAL! Texting is a completely impersonal type of communication. If you wanna prove you're not anti-social, call the person (besides, if you call you kind of have to have a short conversation).
yoursucklives 36
can't be that good of a friend then!
accioshannon 17
Not if OP never talks to/texts her friend, or if the friend maybe lost all of their contacts.
cuzimablonde 4
Maybe she was playing a prank on you?
RoperGirl203 9
You really are a blonde, aren't you.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
You really are a panda, aren't you?
kevsandy303 12
You really have a third of your head missing, don't you?
MuseFan1991 14
you really are tre cool aren't you?
HKCgrimmjow 15
You really are a skull with a knife through it, aren't you.
HortonThelephant 15
Hey everybody! Look over there!! ----> It's a talking elephant!!!
thelastavailable 13
You had to go and break the combo didn't you..?
ygdrassil 17
That arrow points in the wrong direction.
st333ph 12
Maybe she accidentally deleted your contact name? Restored her iPhone? Either way, FYL.
thejewishfuhrer 17
Not everyone has iPhones, or even smartphones. Just a little reminder.
MelTheGreat 23
Wait. They still make phones that aren't iPhones?
deathhill3 40
Wait. They still make iPhones?
Silent_Thrill 17
Wait. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter isn't butter!?
lilhellian 26
42 They don't make them. It's just that the Nokias are invinicble...
Catkam623 27
And lgs dropped my old one 30 ft just fine.
lishabear 21
Yeah! Way to tell 'em! Thanks for sticking up for the little man.
st333ph 12
25- that is why I included the suggestion that her friend possibly deleted her contact name.
SupmyLover 8
You are anti-social and yet have a boyfriend? Please OP tell me how you achieved this so that I may finally achieve this as well!!
chlorinegreen 27
I'm anti-social. I hate being that way, I have no friends. But my boyfriend and I met online on a dating site and have been together for 2 years. We play a lot of Xbox together because of the distance. Maybe you should try it? Good luck.
oj101 33
Some people prefer to have an extremely close/deep friendship with just a few people (or even 1) rather than having many friendships that are of little meaning.
perdix 29
Go to a misanthrope dating site. You can find a guy to sip foofey coffee drinks with at an outdoor cafe while you both mock humanity as they walk on by you. Sounds fun, doesn't it?
hipsterhunter 9
This is why I consider myself to have no friends.
FadedMemories94 4
But caption... You're pretty! :0
tsent8 15
Or you two could sit in a dark corner and troll Internet forums until day when you must return to your coffins to rest.
SakataGintoki 9
Maybe it was the person and just really bad timing; text someone else you know and if you get the same result then give up and continue playing World of Warcraft. ;) those Pandarens don't level themselves lol.
maggySNP 12
Go out this weekend party and bring back an orgy, ask him is this what he wants whilst your juggling multiple choads.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Okay, what the ****.
TheFirstSamurai 18
#7's comment deserves to be on the red version of Youtube.
maggySNP 12
Great sense of humour you all have, I see Americans still don't understand sarcasm!
maggySNP 12
Says the condescending Internet wanker.
jjessen 20
******* Brits and their stereotypical views on Americans
SirCharles83 13
We get sarcasm, which your joke included none of it. It was just a stupid joke, and a horrible comment. You suck.
maggySNP 12
Fun
Mouton_fml 5
7- Good to see Manchester is still full of retards. Not much has changed then.
bfsd42 20
21, don't you mean redtube?
maosquare 18
I'm really sorry but I struggle to see any sarcasm. Maybe that's just me being very un-English but I'm most definitely certain that's not the case.
asb818 14
There's a difference between crappy sarcasm and funny sarcasm. In case you have trouble, you can tell the difference based on the direction the thumb points.
botanistjessica 24
I think it's interesting, maggySNP, that you blatantly disrespect Americans and then your profile says you want an American girlfriend. Doesn't seem like a good way to go about it, in my opinion.
MsConfusedd 27
At least you have friends, even if you don't text
laden_swallow09 34
Apparently, she doesn't have any, hence the FML.
NotGabe 28
The life of a Tumblr blogger.
accioshannon 17
Not all Tumblr bloggers are antisocial-- I've come to realize most of them SAY that they are, because they think it makes them look cool.
emilyjgraham 34
whilst posting nude pictures and saying they're ugly? I know the ones!
accioshannon 17
Primarily the ones that are like "UUUGH I FORGOT TO STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR THIS IS SO AWKWARD I HATE ANXIETY" no crippling social anxiety is awkward not having undesired hair you dunderfuck
meowcat32 2
If the people weren't antisocial than why would they be spending so much time on tumblr. do you know how hard it is to blog and be social at the same time.
buckdharma 37
I know you. Did'nt you play first base?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
No.