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Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23989) - you deserved it (7966)

On 01/01/2013 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

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And why exactly was it pointed at your genitals?

#3 - On 01/01/2013 at 6:12pm by selenagomezlover

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I wish my shower at least got hot

#1 - On 01/01/2013 at 6:11pm by pvtmeives

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