Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
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Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing their toilets, and my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floors to the building, with twenty units on each. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
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BeanBrick 10
It's an easy and effective method of female masturbation.
Catkam623 27
Because they were dirty
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Comments (91)
pvtmeives 4
I wish my shower at least got hot
ColdplaySucks 18
You can change the maximum temperature of your water by increasing the temperature valve on your house boiler.
Stalkerloo 11
At least you have a functioning shower
oj101 33
And now she has a singed minge
GlitterValentina 12
This FML screams first world problems.
pieman528 10
I guess she wasn't gently with her genitals...
pieman528 10
Gentle*
yoyoforpeace 14
I usually let it run and adjust it to the perfect temperature before hopping in. Even if you turn it off then on you should always wait a second! Lesson learned OP
DanielleinDC 33
Ouch. Did you turn the shower off while you soaped up?
Wishez 12
Erm... Not quite. I believe OP was having a bit of fun.
selenagomezlover 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And why exactly was it pointed at your genitals?
Catkam623 27
Because they were dirty
Marvin_Kay 10
Maybe because she was washing her genitals?
BeanBrick 10
It's an easy and effective method of female masturbation.
OhzTP 7
And exactly why are you not wearing clothes in your picture?
Miss_Attitude96 24
Too bad OP had to learn this the hard, painful way
EverestMelting 23
10- You noticed that, too? OP is a female or at least that is what FML says.
BeanBrick 10
21- Hard and painful isn't always a bad thing. ;)
Miss_Attitude96 24
In this case it was painful
rasta76 9
she was trying to clean them. she probably cut it off to answer someone
DustyStorm 16
You said it, yeah!!! Highly effective!
DustyStorm 16
And that was to 11, btw....
dwc2134 5
Masturbation.
Obey_StudBoii 23
I'll bet you she had one of those shower heads ;)
taltamir 6
Some of us actually clean our privates
amillionbucks 5
That really doesn't hurt that bad...
amillionbucks 5
Edit: I wouldn't know, I'm not a woman. Then again, women are *******.
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
I hope your genitals weren't too hot to pleasure in your dreams.
sens3sfailing 24
Wait, is somebody pleasuring her in her dreams whilst she sleeps in the shower in a completely conscious state? I gotta say, your comment was thoroughly all over the place.
SaturnV 25
I believe his comment is a reference to a previous FML in which the OP has wet dreams about pleasuring himself.
shaniahthecurlyl 6
Did you burn yourself? That would be really painful :/ Hope you are ok!
cgchamp89 7
Hmm... Context clues tell me the water was "scalding hot", and it was pointed directly at her genitals. Try this, and let me know if it burns. I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say she was, in fact, burned.
FMLbutYDI 17
No she didn't burn herself. The water was scolding hot. She got frostbite.
AaronGuy 12
55 - If the water was scolding hot, she would have been scolded, not frostbitten nor scalded.
poccocurantes 7
Actually it is scalded. Scolded is a different adj.
lacrosseplaya 13
58- Hear that... It's the sound of that joke going right over your head
klutz44 28
69- Hear that...it's the sound of 58's joke going right over your head.
lostcrazydiamond 10
...That's why you stand outside the shower, and test it with your hand before you get in. Why'd you turn it off then back on again, anyways?
geko911 22
Some people have to pay for their water consumption so I don't know if that's OP's case but if it is that could be a reason. Some other people have what you might call eco-consciousness where they wish to diminish their impact on our eco-system. I hope that opens your eyes a lot more and will help you think before posting such idiotic comments again. OP at least now you know of that peculiar particularity your shower has. Quite strange though that you never noticed it before. Anyhow I hope you didn't burn your genitals OP and be careful next time!
cgchamp89 7
That response was a little harsh. Calm down, killer.
LittlestPrincess 21
25 - you can easily do both. I own a sort of bassin which i put in the shower (mine takes ages to heat). this way i dont lose any water and i dont have to take a cold shower. the water in the bassin can then be used to cook etc.
shmoelover 13
Well, Op may not want to cook with water that comes out of something they press against their genitals.... but they could always water the plants.
poccocurantes 7
I think the explanation that he is looking for and probably the simplest is she suddenly got an urge to pleasure herself and turned the water back on. You don't have to be a forensic masturbator to figure that one out. BTW my I phone actually recognizes the word masturbator.
beehardxcore 26
I'm hoping I simply misunderstood that, because at first glance, it looks like you cook with your "recycled" shower water....
BulldogHoops 14
Damn 25, calm your ****
LittlestPrincess 21
haha no i dont cook with my recycled water :) i use it indeed to water plants or to cook it to put in hot water bottles, use it for the radiator etc. not to cook food with :) i wrote that comment half asleep, i see how it can be misunderstood. i onlu wanted to proof to 25 that you can be eco friendly without having to do things like taking cold showers :)
geko911 22
When did I ever talk about cold showers? I only said some people might want to turn the water off while soaping and back on to rinse... The water thus stays hot and none of it is wasted! I also wrote my first comment drunk shitless at 4am (I think..) and still wonder how I managed to be such an ass! It wasn't meant to be so mean! *takes stick out of ass*
skyenoelle 15
What were you using your shower head for before you discovered this?
AriSwagg 9
Masturbation. It's easier that way.
DutchBasterd 15
it also makes you less sensitive in that area if you do it to often. could be a problem for future boyfriends...
poccocurantes 7
Only if you keep burning the crap out of it.
cristy91 33
39- it depends on how hard the water is. Some people like it to feel like a broken dam wreaking havoc on their sensitive bits while others prefer a gentle trickle tickling and teasing, and many more prefer something between.
sens3sfailing 24
Just gonna say it, this thread is awesome!
AllThingsBright_ 11
Am I the only one who feels no type of sensation when I put my shower head down there?
DutchBasterd 15
You should pop the hood ;)
eddeeezzyy 19
I wish I had your shower! Mine takes a while to heat up.
spyrlgrrl 5
Now your not a liar when you tell everyone how hot your junk is :-)