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Today, my dad has decided to that as a New Year's resolution, he's going to strive to wear pants less often. It's only been an hour and I can already tell it's going to be a long year. FML


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On 01/01/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by why? - United States (New Jersey)

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Just wait till next year. Then it will be no pants AND underwear.

#2 - On 01/01/2013 at 6:10am by FMLKitten

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Well duh, he doesn't want his pants to catch on fire from all those fireworks being lit up in the house.

#4 - On 01/01/2013 at 6:16am by PenguinBitch

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