What's your resolutions?

By why? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hackensack

Today, my dad has decided to that as a New Year's resolution, he's going to strive to wear pants less often. It's only been an hour and I can already tell it's going to be a long year. FML
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FMLKitten 15

Just wait till next year. Then it will be no pants AND underwear.

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PenguinBitch 43

Well duh, he doesn't want his pants to catch on fire from all those fireworks being lit up in the house.

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matt98_fml 13

If he isn't gonna wear pants then give a pair of bright pink underwear. In fact, give him a whole pack. And bug him if he doesn't wear them.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Hopefully he was drunk when he made that resolution and when he wakes up tomorrow he will change his mind.

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perdix 29

Would you prefer it to be a shriveled-up short year? The real question is: Is this going to be a limp, flaccid year or a hard, bony one?

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jaime1480 12

I'm definitely not hoping for the latter

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perdix 29

Be aware that during the winter months, the year will have significant shrinkage.

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DocBastard 38

No shirt, no shoes = no service. No pants = service. Makes sense to me.

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Enslaved 36

What if-- He's sexy and he knows it! Because he works out!?

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jaime1480 12

I'm guessing about 6 and a half inches, if you know what I mean ;)

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zombieslayer83 19

Nothing wrong with that. Hell I don't have any pants on right now!

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buckdharma 36

Well, with no exercise on his resolutions list, and his man boob shame, I guess dresses was a obvious conclusion on his part. Just don't let him go out looking like a hussy.

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