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Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22895) - you deserved it (45113) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/28/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by ELparano - Canada

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You get REALLY nervous around police.

#6 - On 12/28/2012 at 11:17pm by daniel_dd31

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Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.

#12 - On 12/28/2012 at 11:18pm by poccocurantes

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