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Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML


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On 12/21/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by mateyouremental - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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I don't blame him for getting upset. Drugs aren't really something you should joke around about.

#1 - On 12/21/2012 at 9:12pm by emeraldisle

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Make special brownies next time and when he feels the effects, tell him he's being ridiculous and break his TV.

#4 - On 12/21/2012 at 9:13pm by jdm_powered

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