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Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26998) - you deserved it (7292)

On 12/20/2012 at 8:57am - misc - by Mandy93 (woman) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

#9 - On 12/20/2012 at 12:34pm by KelseyDaBoyz

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Perhaps you could offer to wrap them for her with your eyes closed? :/

#1 - On 12/20/2012 at 12:29pm by daytoday21

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