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Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8725) - you deserved it (58449)

On 12/19/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Maybe next time you won't be such a twatdangler, and wait patiently.

#1 - On 12/19/2012 at 3:57pm by carebearusaf

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"How long can she stay in there for? Is she handi-crapped or something? I've seen constipated turtles push one out faster than this bitch! Haul ass, woman!"
You're not funny and you should mind your business like that OP with the van or the iPad

#2 - On 12/19/2012 at 3:57pm by Pleonasm

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