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Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Maybe next time you won't be such a twatdangler, and wait patiently.
"How long can she stay in there for? Is she handi-crapped or something? I've seen constipated turtles push one out faster than this bitch! Haul ass, woman!"
You're not funny and you should mind your business like that OP with the van or the iPad
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014