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Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
I'm sure your body is hurting, but your pride has got to hurt more
You don't turn on a light? When I get up in the middle of the night I turn on my phone's flashlight to move around.
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