Miscellaneous: Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water....

By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By Grant Williams - 07/05/2019 17:37

Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By Waterfalls - 07/10/2014 11:33 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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godisnowhere41 5

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:03

I'm sure your body is hurting, but your pride has got to hurt more

Bekll 31

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:02

You don't turn on a light? When I get up in the middle of the night I turn on my phone's flashlight to move around.

Comments

wagne057 6

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:31

We all can't be ninjas of the night.

HortonThelephant 15

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:32

Just to let you know that when you elect to stay at one of our many fine locations, we'll leave the light on for you. I'm Tom Bodett, and I approved this message

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:33

And she sticks the landing! What a performance! Alright, let's see the judges' scores...she gets a 9.3! I'd say that's a pretty fair score, though the Romanian judge only gave her an 8.7.

Isoldael 27

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:37

I don't blame you, it's easy to forget about such things when you're half asleep.

Fooey_214 12

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:47

Lmao! Awesome

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:51

I walk around in the dark based on memory in the middle of the night too. Turning on the lights hurt my eyes and wakes me up a bit (something I don't want when I plan to get back to sleep ASAP)

Rille_Krille 13

Wednesday 19 December 2012 15:13

I do that exact same thing! But if you faceplant on the floor that method is kind of useless since it probably wake you up completely. Unless you go unconcious... Then you might aswell turn the lights on from the beginning.