Miscellaneous: Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water....

By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By Grant Williams - 07/05/2019 17:37

Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By Waterfalls - 07/10/2014 11:33 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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godisnowhere41 5

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:03

I'm sure your body is hurting, but your pride has got to hurt more

Bekll 31

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:02

You don't turn on a light? When I get up in the middle of the night I turn on my phone's flashlight to move around.

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metalhead4740 14

Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:00

Floor used face plant. It was effective!

Gabs2016 10

Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:02

Turn on a light next time.

superrocket19 17

Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:22

It's a one time mistake. Hopefully your not seriously hurt, op guys perdix looked at my profile yay!

queeennnale 18

Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:23

LMFAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 20 December 2012 11:30

Laughing my ******* ass ass ass ass ass ass off off off off off off off off off?

olpally 32

Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:55

At least no one saw you? Good job op, you made me smile. Lol :)

nishantvas 13

Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:59

has happened to me as well !!

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 19 December 2012 15:01

You had to make things more complicated for yourself OP. The way you described it reminds me how Pocahontas jump off the waterfall.

berryblizzard 11

Wednesday 19 December 2012 15:10

Haha well my day was made..

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 19 December 2012 15:19

Heads up!

isamisis 9

Wednesday 19 December 2012 16:49

Print out a few "You are here" floor plans to remind yourself where you are & how to get back.

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