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Today, in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbirth would have been like back then. One girl asked in all seriousness why they didn't use ultrasound machines to see what sex their babies were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28005) - you deserved it (1819)

On 12/13/2012 at 6:44pm - misc - by surrounded by dumbfucks (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Kill them. Kill them all.

#1 - On 12/14/2012 at 12:01am by AngrySox

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Well I sure hope she is pretty and can dance very well on a pole.

#5 - On 12/14/2012 at 12:05am by ICastillo

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