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Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27912) - you deserved it (4721)

On 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by maxedoutidiot - United States

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Wait a minute.. Your girlfriend is the one who beat me to it!

#1 - On 12/13/2012 at 2:50am by buck33

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Report it as a fraudulent charge, dump her, and move on. Bullet: dodge.

#5 - On 12/13/2012 at 2:55am by Harpy20

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