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Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17006) - you deserved it (956)

On 12/12/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Wow, what the hell is wrong with people these days?!

#1 - On 12/12/2012 at 12:50pm by iBiteRoses

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Hopefully she was just having a bad day, and doesn't act like that 24/7. =_=

FYL.

#2 - On 12/12/2012 at 12:51pm by Shadow_Phantom

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