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today I ad ma ig scool reunion. Te nerdy guy tat I picked on all 4 years ad married a Swedis supermodel... ten divorced er 4 a Brazilian supermodel. My grlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27980) - you deserved it (281081)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

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YDI.

I dont even need to say anything more than that.

#2 - On 05/17/2009 at 7:47pm by Ami8919

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YDIIIIIIII.

man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

#8 - On 05/17/2009 at 7:48pm by VioletStrange

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