By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Ami8919 0

YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

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VioletStrange 0

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

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Twiiggy 0

HAHA. I'm sure you're bald and fat too. YDI ******.

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omglyktotally78 0

the metrosexual kid ends up doing good in life????? aren't they future tools who try too hard to get laid?

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Hey, next time don't be such a ******* douche to awesome people. Nerdy guys > you.

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Zanzy 0

Oh no! Looks like I'm screwed also!

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Zanzy 0

Hey, you get free slurpees!!

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Captain0bv10us 0

It's a shame OP was a bully though.

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unoffensivename 0

15 I just wanna point out the Nerd married TWO SUPERMODELS

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DevinCam03 14

He was Still a cuntlicker for bulling him

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Pinkish 0

you had it coming......i bet, you wish it was you banging the supermodels

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mf_fml 0

ydi, ESPECIALLY for throwing-in what your girlfriend does to "top it all off".

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omglyktotally78 0

#15 obviously he's not happy with his life, because he probably ending up going nowhere after hs and has a plane jane and or ugly/whitetrash girlfriend who is similar to him....the reunion was probably a wakeup call that his life sucks.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Okay, so since I'm the one being picked on in school now, I have to say that was a pretty douche bag move of you. You deserve it indefinitely. End of story. (I'm not a nerd though, just short)

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bezach 0

I'm emoISH not saying emo because that's not a title and it's jurks like him who keep me awake at night choosing life or death...thanks to him I cry tears of blood...yet I cry from my wrist.

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CrypticHatchet 0

rlly #510? that shit doesn't help it just makes ppl hate u more cuz ur just trying to get attention

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rebeccajoy 0

omg... attention wah attention I'm emo but not really cuz I'm actually worse, I haven't killed mused yet!!! wah go cry to ppl who care, wait those who would have cared took their fuxking lives and the rest of us don't care it's exactly why ur emo u stupid f*ck

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revanche 2

you ******* bitch you don't know what shit ppl like us go through ....go die bitch

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Matzaball300 0

rough situation... sorry dude... he sounds low anyways...

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PureGold 0

Was he a hot nerd, or just rich? lol Either way, why did you pick on him? As you can now tell, NO ONE likes a bully. Douchebag.

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CDABXXX 5

Apparently, his 7/11 girlfriend does.

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