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Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23442) - you deserved it (1583)

On 12/06/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Matt8 (man) - United States

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Using a five year old as a scapegoat, that's pretty low.

#3 - On 12/07/2012 at 3:03am by theslimshadylp

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Recovering alcoholics have been known to relapse several times. Be supportive. She's going to need your help to keep her back on track.

#8 - On 12/07/2012 at 3:07am by Enslaved

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