By boo8713 - 28/11/2012 06:06 - United States - Bell

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
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xlord 27

Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions

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LaLince 40

Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.

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LaLince 40

Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.

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Vidrill 22

Greek, Iris is the personification of the rainbow in Greek mythology!

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gc327072 30

Who needs Language Arts when you have your fellow FMLers?

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Ryan_Jaxson 8

Who needs language art when you have Percy Jackson?

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sonrisapreciosa 6

Yeah like that one baby girl who's name is hashtag... People these days

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Harpy20 24

103- if I ever randomly heard that name I would think she was middle eastern.

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SnowWolfDancer 4

Iris is the messenger goddess in Greek mythology. pretty good naming idea to be honest...for Apple, not a child!

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alyshasocool 8

Actually, Siri is also an Indian name which means wealth. It's a pretty cool name back here.

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vuragado 10

Snow wolf, iris would be a awesome name for a girl! It would mean she's intelligent and witty, and communicates with new people in message form.

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broseph_joseph 5

Hey, OP, it could be worse. I recently read about someone who named their baby girl "Hashtag".

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free2speak 14

Or you know, some people are just stupid and name their kids "K-Uh" and it's supposed to be pronounced as Ka-Dash-Uh. True story. I wish I was making this atrocity up.

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t_fml 11

The good thing it can tell you where the closest fast food restaurant is from your home!

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xlord 27

Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions

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LaughinStock 16

Yeah stupid ones too. What can I help you with? Siri I want to hide a body. What kind of place are you looking for? Dumps, swamps, mortuaries, mines, funeral services, cremation services.

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Inheritance 10

Ironic if he's asian..

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lilhellian 26

Terms and services, second page of google, bing.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

71, I accidentally thumbed down what may have been the seventh funniest comment I've ever read on this site. Have two bonus thumbs-ups.

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RaggleFrock 13

I can only find businesses for you in the United States and when you are using English. That's what Siri says to me when I ask it something.

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

Siri, how do I get rid of dumb-as-a-doorknob parents?

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Gaaaahfyl 3

Siri actually translates to Goddess of Wealth and God's gift of love in South Indian language Telugu. And means smile in another South Indian language Tamil.

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Danieljta 3

Hopefully this one will function a lot better than Apple's...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sue... that would be a better name than Siri... or would it? Oh, who to ask!!

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teamlightskin 14

My name is Siri. I have always been told it is a really pretty name, however i get a tad irritated when people try to throw the app siri into a conversation, and TRUST that happens alot. I like my name, its unique and not many Siri's by far. I think its pretty, but thts just my opinion.

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needsagf14 12

Answer to every question: "would you like me to search the web for...?"

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TheDrifter 23

He doesn't actually get a say. All he can do is try to change her mind.

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RvidxrKlvn 8

Nova, you kinda sounded like a dick by the way you worded it but OP definitely has a say if he doesn't like the name.

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gracehi 31

Yes. Each parent has veto power when it comes to naming the child.

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xMidna 6

I'm pretty sure the father can say no. My dad did when it came to naming me. At least Siri can pass for a name, some parents tried to call their kid Hashtag the other day.

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ohSNAPyall 26

56 They should have saved that name for the family cat.

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mfischer 17

I don't know about being google, but they'll probably offer to search google if you say anything to them that isn't a recognised command. You'll get kind of sick of it, actually.

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freizz 1

uhhh... try suggesting some other names o.o

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ABrokenHeart 11

My friend's name is Siri...

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hqbrat 8

Who was born first the IPhone Siri or your friend

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Prolux_fml 23

Obviously the iPhone Siri, because 37 is 15 and obviously hangs out with

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skyttlz 32

My old teacher had a daughter named Serrie which was pronounced like Siri. The daughters full name was Serrius Lee.

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ardencred 7

Just make sure she never goes to Japan and you'll be alright! It means ass out there

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lovesings 12

Siri.... Siri.... It kind of has a nice ring to it.

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oj101 33

Yes, that two tone ring which always plays when activated is orgasmic to the ear.

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loloalltheway 23

For cats, I don't know if the name fits people...

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Mideoyeo 12

Siri isn't a bad name, it's just the fact that it also happens to be an iPhone function. It would've bee worse if she'd wanted to name your first child iPhone or like Apple.

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actnjakson3000 0

Someone did name their kid Apple

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ocramavaf 15

miss paltrow and cold play front man did

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rocker_chick105 31

There's a family that named their kid Hashtag. How bad does Siri sound now

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happle 21

I want to name my kid Apple. But not after the company, the actual fruit.

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noelykins1 19

Bear Grylls named his sons Steve, marmaduke, and huckleberry. His name is actually Edward but his mother's name is Lady. Weird names run in the family.

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priceyfml 7

But bear grylls can do that because he's the second coolest guy in the world

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