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Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
After he apologizes, make him ask you out to dinner, because obviously he thinks you're pretty. ;)
Wait, that was his plan all along! That sneaky bastard.
That's more of a HDI, I would've been laughing my ass off at him if I were you, OP, don't take it too seriously.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014