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Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25522) - you deserved it (1820)

On 11/25/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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After he apologizes, make him ask you out to dinner, because obviously he thinks you're pretty. ;)

Wait, that was his plan all along! That sneaky bastard.

#2 - On 11/25/2012 at 10:10am by NoorFML

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That's more of a HDI, I would've been laughing my ass off at him if I were you, OP, don't take it too seriously.

#1 - On 11/25/2012 at 10:10am by Pleonasm

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