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Today, my room-mates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar", into which we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML


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On 11/24/2012 at 1:41pm - misc - by kay51 (woman) - United Kingdom

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New girl? Try not to be such a douche, brah.

#1 - On 11/24/2012 at 8:33pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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Well don't say stupid things. YOLO and swag are douchey so stop saying them.

#4 - On 11/24/2012 at 8:37pm by ICastillo

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