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Today, after having finally kicked my insomnia's ass after three hours, I was woken up by something I only thought happened in movies. Someone had paid for a Mariachi band to play for their girlfriend, outside my apartment, in the middle of the night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20912) - you deserved it (1246)

On 11/23/2012 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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The untold other side of the romantic comedy

#5 - On 11/23/2012 at 9:10pm by bizarre_ftw

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Even though I wouldve freaked that slight moment of accepting the irony would be hilarious

#1 - On 11/23/2012 at 9:06pm by TrueTriage

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