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Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19809) - you deserved it (1447)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

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#4 - On 11/10/2012 at 8:16pm by fancymega

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Chill with him, eat his pizza? ;) he won't remember it.

#3 - On 11/10/2012 at 8:16pm by AbstraktThoughts

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