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Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26794) - you deserved it (1961)

On 11/03/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by xXfloatingshitlogXx (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

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Well, on the bright side, think about what he'll look like when he loses weight!

#3 - On 11/03/2012 at 7:57pm by brittanyrmh_

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Leave candles all over the place.

#1 - On 11/03/2012 at 7:55pm by Jeffo193

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