By xXfloatingshitlogXx - 03/11/2012 16:04 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 162
You deserved it 2 170

Same thing different taste

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brittanyrmh_ 12

Well, on the bright side, think about what he'll look like when he loses weight!

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haha that sucks but does he do it in public because it sounds like ur in college or something

That sounds very disturbing. Just buy one of those air soft pistols that shoots the plastic bb's. Every time he does that shoot him with it, they hurt like hell.

A little bit of classical conditioning..I like the way you think!

Yeah you can think of it as a little motivation.

I believe this gives new meaning to thunder thighs, OP learn the rain dance and be prepared

KiddNYC1O 20

Puts a whole new meaning to P90X...

It's good that he's doing the work to lose weight, as people said before. I'm sure OP would be much more supportive if he at least wore some shorts, though.

You could kick his bare ASS out, BUTT then you'd have to bail it back out of prison for public indecency. And when the MOON rises at nightfall, he'll probably still be doing his nude lunges. So all you can really do is BARE with it. Sorry, OP.

What a BOLD statement. CAPITAL idea to accentuate all the puns...

Hey at least he's trying, and being a nudist isn't so bad, at least the guy is confident, knows what he wants and is determined to get it :3 bless him