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Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38539) - you deserved it (1437)

On 11/01/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

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That has got to be the worst fml I've read. I'm sorry about that.

#4 - On 11/01/2012 at 1:36pm by imperialtl

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People say the dumbest stuff sometimes... Sorry, OP.

#1 - On 11/01/2012 at 1:35pm by WhoSaidThatIsh

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