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Today, my new roommate showed me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticed a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I asked, he said his last roommate committed suicide and he didn't want to pay to have the carpets professionally cleaned, hence the "good deal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27889) - you deserved it (1998)

On 10/12/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by Dino (woman) - United States (Florida)

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i would probably leave. this guy must be a pretty bad roommate if people who live with him kill themselves 0_o

#2 - On 10/12/2012 at 10:06am by _krystallynn_

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Hmmm girl living with guy suspicious bloodstains .... Get a padlock for your door and a handgun... Or move

#3 - On 10/12/2012 at 10:07am by etchsanity1

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