Money, Roommate, Creepy and Scary: Creepy and spooky

Creepy and spooky

By Dino - 12/10/2012 06:36 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my new roommate showed me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticed a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I asked, he said his last roommate committed suicide and he didn't want to pay to have the carpets professionally cleaned, hence the "good deal." FML

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By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By eric4 - 23/05/2013 20:11 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML

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By pvtcab - 05/10/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By Goober - 20/09/2017 14:30

Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank you card, I spilled black ink all over the new rug and it bled through to the carpet. I might need to find a new place to live. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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_krystallynn_ 11

Friday 12 October 2012 16:06

i would probably leave. this guy must be a pretty bad roommate if people who live with him kill themselves 0_o

etchsanity1 11

Friday 12 October 2012 16:07

Hmmm girl living with guy suspicious bloodstains .... Get a padlock for your door and a handgun... Or move

Comments

Mynameislinh 24

Saturday 13 October 2012 0:03

Not only is that awful and disgusting.. but I'm pretty superstitious, so what about his last roommate's ghost?!

avaloncode 8

Saturday 13 October 2012 0:27

o.O

vbmg152 18

Saturday 13 October 2012 0:53

If it sounds too good to be true, it is!! I'd advise you to move out now & sue for your money back, you'll get it!!

alycion 38

Saturday 13 October 2012 1:00

Op didn't look at the place closely or at all before agreeing to rent the room. So why go through the hassle of suing for one month's rent and deposits. Break the lease and consider it a lesson. Check things out more closely and ask questions before next time. And if he had to take it sight unseen for whatever reason, get pics. When I first moved to fl I had to rent sight unseen. I asked for pics that would allow me to see everything. If a pic looked off, I asked questions. I also put an agreement on the lease giving me 24 hours to change my mind and get my money back except for the amount of days she held the place, upon move in inspection.

KingxRaven 2

Saturday 13 October 2012 1:03

its just blood...i could live with it for a cheap place to live

awkward_gothlady 32

Saturday 13 October 2012 1:16

How hard would it have been for the roommate to rent a carpet cleaning machine? Where I used to live, the grocery stores used to rent them for something like $15-20 a day.