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Today, I had a big argument with my girlfriend, after she tried to stop me going home, even though it was already past my curfew. I got home, only to find out I'm grounded for staying out late, and dumped for being "inconsiderate". FML


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On 10/06/2012 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Rizal)

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Sounds like she's the one being inconsiderate.

#3 - On 10/06/2012 at 8:06pm by kappycone

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If she can't respect your curfew then it's likely you dodged a bullet OP

#4 - On 10/06/2012 at 8:06pm by JiggaJayZ

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