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Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24926) - you deserved it (2433)

On 10/01/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by raz (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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People these days... X_X

#1 - On 10/02/2012 at 3:03am by Albarufus

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Religion is like a penis. It is nice to have one, fine to be proud of it... But when you try shoving it down my throat you have crossed the line.

#12 - On 10/02/2012 at 3:21am by nikininja

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