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Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16316) - you deserved it (2551)

On 09/19/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Burntintomyretinas - Australia (New South Wales)

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Hopefully he didn't get angry that you were inside his house.

#1 - On 09/19/2012 at 6:02am by Hiimhaileypotter

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I was gonna say "It's not gay unless you look into his eyes" but oh well.

#4 - On 09/19/2012 at 6:05am by themarshal

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