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Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML
I won't say threesome... But it does sound familiar to how most pornos start. So... How'd it go?
That happened to me once except it was for my surprise party
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