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Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML


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On 09/18/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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I won't say threesome... But it does sound familiar to how most pornos start. So... How'd it go?

#2 - On 09/18/2012 at 12:57pm by folfg0

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That happened to me once except it was for my surprise party

#4 - On 09/18/2012 at 12:57pm by DarkDaedalus009

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