Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML

by Anonymous / 09/18/2012 at 10:48am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

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  • I won't say threesome... But it does sound familiar to how most pornos start. So... How'd it go?

    #2 - On 09/18/2012 at 12:57pm by folfg0

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  • That happened to me once except it was for my surprise party

    #4 - On 09/18/2012 at 12:57pm by DarkDaedalus009

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