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Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24893) - you deserved it (2294)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.

#2 - On 09/17/2012 at 9:27pm by xgirlofglassx

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You can handle it A-cup.

#1 - On 09/17/2012 at 9:27pm by AlexRen

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