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Today, my car alarm went off at a funeral, three times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21080) - you deserved it (3249)

On 09/13/2012 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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It's like the world is rejecting their death.

#1 - On 09/13/2012 at 7:31pm by greenie213

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The first time, you turn it off. The second time, you turn it off and apologise profusely. The third time, you get in your defective piece of shit and drive the fuck away.

#13 - On 09/13/2012 at 7:38pm by DocBastard

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