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Today, feeling angry at the world, I threw a bottle, that had been clearly marked to be recycled, into a garbage can as an act of defiance. Minutes later, I guiltily retreated and spent the next few minutes with my entire arm stuck up the stinking ass of a city garbage can. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6453) - you deserved it (34265)

On 09/12/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

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Watch out, we got a badass over here.

#8 - On 09/13/2012 at 3:20am by P374RD3D

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I like the environment and would normally applaud what you did (I do applaud what you did, good job), but I'd never do that.

#2 - On 09/13/2012 at 3:18am by SeahorseGuy

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